will's wisdumb

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Can't Choose what to Write About

Choices can be very deceiving. Sometimes it is obvious to everyone but the choice-maker that a choice is bad. Some people think they have to make everyone else’s choices for them. Others feel like they have to let others make their choices for them. Take the people that vote for President Bush for instance...

Choices are often not thought out very well. For instance, people buy cats. When you think about it, why would you buy a cute little fur-ball machine with a temper worse than a rabid rodeo bull, when you can buy a semi-obedient automatic face-washing machine, also known as a dog?

Many people deliberately ignore consequences when making choices. I choose to eat Mexican food, even though I know I might not be able to find a well-ventilated area later. A crazy amount of people ignore radioactive lungs, out-of-tune wheezing, and hacking that even cats with three inch diameter fur balls can’t relate to, when they choose to think that sucking on a cigarette's smelly butt makes them cool. And people even buy Fords.

Sometimes people don’t even realize the choices they make while trying to achieve certain results. For instance, in an effort to write blogs, many writers don’t realize that they are choosing to be depressive whiners. This same principle may apply to country songwriters too.

Consequences are the tools that reveal whether a choice was good or bad. Experiencing consequnces teaches us what bad decisions are. So, if you ever feel a need to get schooled in the art of terrible choice making, just let a pack of girls persuade you to join an innocent game of truth or dare.

It’s easy to pinpoint other people’s bad choices, but what about my own? Oh, they’re different.

1 Comments:

At 7:40 p.m., Blogger Tim Jacobs said...

Fashion one arguement, Will, and stick with the programme instead of wandering and maundering all over the place.

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