Trippin in Little Boots

Welcome to my Communications 142 blog. Dr. Jacobs likes making me trip over my words, and I'll be falling all over the place. How do you write 300 words about nothing with clarity, concision and logic if you're not a woman?

I'm stoked that we'll finally be able to make something other than redundant write-ups in shop class this semester. Making useless metal air-powered engines in fabrication class will definitely beat writing redundant reports that use 12 pages of tree to give 2 sentences worth of valuable information to a teacher that just writes "ok" on everything.

We should get together in fab class and make a boot especially for the OC security golf cart. It would be quite simple, but we could paint a picture of a yellow rubber duck on it and make it fancy to show security just how much we care for them. Then we could drive or drag the cart into the entrance to KSS and boot it up. Anyway, it would be sweet to watch security driving around later in a golf cart with mace-shaped hubs and a $500 alarm system.

I wonder if any of our teachers are cool enough to help make the boot without leaking the news to security. We should tell them about the UBC students and teachers that suspend a Volkswagen Bug in an intersection and bet them that they couldn’t do any better. Where’s a good place to suspend a booted golf cart in Kelowna?

Then our professional communication skills will really be needed. We’ll have to be able to spew garbage out of our mouths like a seasoned blogger when security asks us why their precious golf cart disappeared.

Anyway, fabrication class should be lots of fun even if we don't pull off the most pathetic hijacking in Kelowna's history.

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